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Famous Last Words

These “Famous Last Words” are invariably funnily tragic and not just tragic. It’s happened to many of us at one time during roleplaying session; a PC or NPC has made some unfortunate statement only to meet an ironic and still unfortunate end. You know the style, “They’ll never hit me from …” and here’s you chance to read hundreds more. Enjoy!

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Last Words:	Contributor:	Total:	Average:	Your:
GM: You see a coffin infront of you with serval crosses all over it as well as serval diffrent holy symbols around it. PC: I open the coffin. GM: You see what appears to be a rather well preserved dead body. PC: I poke the body.	DKnightZero	454	8	x
When I said 'death' before 'dishonor,' I meant alphabetically.	General Sage	369	8	x
"I know an illusion when I see one."	Donka the Donk	358	7	x
I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast fireball.	Kurt Wagner	352	9	x
"You racist! They're elves. So what if they're black?"	Dragon7398	307	8	x
Player:I quickly shove everything I can in my pockets, including the broken clock, and run outside! GM: Okay...(confused)What broken clock? Player: The one you said was counting backwards.	Archais Von Drago	294	8	x
Master, how do you unsummon a daemon lord?	Jaxe	261	8	x
To DM: Dude, your sister's hot!	TheCycoONE	245	8	x
Im invincib.................	Darkon	234	8	x
I smell gas ..... rock on , light a torch	Balor	225	8	x
Player: I look out the window DM: You see Clouds beneath the Window. Player: I jump out the Window. DM: Make a new Character. Player: WHAT!?! I thought it was an Illusion. DM: No, it's a flying castle. Make a new character.	Jadedfate777	207	8	x
Hey you! Bitch Queen of the spiders!	Saxon	207	6	x
DM: The baslisk stares at you PC: I challenge him by staring right in to his eyes	moocowrx100	206	8	x
"Oh don't worry. The poisonous ones have orange stripes."	Donka the Donk	195	7	x
"OK, O Mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya!"	Donka the Donk	190	8	x
Here kitty, kitty, kitty....	HobinKobad	186	7	x
DM: Ok, I need everyone's dice so I can roll for damage.	Losan	176	8	x
"I'll just walk up to the dragon invisibly"	Donka the Donk	168	6	x
"Ooops"? What do you mean, "Oops"?!	Joiless Oubliette	160	8	x
"I wonder what would happen if I poked him..."	DJ Fireflash	158	7	x
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Wyrdlings are invited to add their own "famous last words". Please only use phrases used in roleplaying games and keep in mind that we'll accept no more than 250 characters per phrase.